Something to consider when your'e bored...

You sit down in your bedroom
And all you can do is cry
You do not feel like studying
But you really must score high
So you open up your maths book
Just big numbers do you see
Big numbers fill the pages
They just make you want to flee
So you set your sights on Bio
And you open on page five
But you see "Atherosclerosis"
And you know you won't survive.
So then it's on to Physics,
Where you can have such fun
You'll learn about such cool stuff,
Like Newton's Laws, for one.
But then you see those numbers,
Those numbers that you hate.
They're ready to instantly take you down,
Like an enemy at the gate.
By now you're getting desperate,
You really must study
So why not try accounting,
It's easy as one, two, three.
But after but a minute
You tire of balancing debt
Frustration is a sword, and
All accounting does is whet.
Or maybe you do Music,
In which case you poor bastard
You'll be bored to death by Beethoven
"How could his stuff have lasted?"
Or if you're a geographer
You'll get killed by boredom too
Only this time caused by contours
of mountains, old and new.
But if you've chosen History,
Don't regret it for a day:
You must put the past behind you... (Pause for laughter)
But Boredom's here to stay.
So you've been through all you're options
You've been driven up the wall
You're tired, frustrated, angry
And you've not studied at all.
But there's one last consideration
Before you throw in the towel.
You could study now for English
Things like consonants and vowels.
So often do we bypass
All of that 'easy' stuff
"There was only one distinction"
Do you think I've said enough?
So why not try to study
Just open up a book
For you to pass exams
We all know that's the hook
If you think I'm giving you a bit of hope
My friend, you're very wrong
In fact, for you there's no hope
To see my point, read on.
I'm sorry to bring the bad news,
But you'll never study
And that's 'cuz you procrastinate,
You're almost as bad as me.

If you want proof of my statement,
Consider this small thing:
You've spent you're time
Reading a stupid rhyme
While you were meant to be studying.